| CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE chad michael murray style, bitches |
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welcome to january 16th, 2009. you are currently sitting at home when your phone rings. after a couple of rings you decide to pick up your cell since you would feel pretty lame sitting around the house on a friday night. it's your friend bob, you see bob wants you to hang out and when you think about it you're not so sure if you like bob. he's not typically an interesting person, not even his name sparks an interest when it comes down to it. but right now the only other company around you is a TV set that is playing reruns of some terrible romantic comedy and unless you're jared padalecki or a hormonal woman you have no interest in watching said film. on the other hand spending the night with bob might be just as much of a bore, especially since bob is not one to shower often so not only could you be bored it's also possible you may be intoxicated and not by alcohol but instead someone's intense odor so the choice is yours do you stay home and rot your brain to the television or decide to take the ride over to bob's?
if you choose to stay home click here if you go to see what bob's up to continue to paragraph two
well despite your better senses you decide to suck it up for the night and hang out with bob. you haven't seen him in awhile so maybe he has gotten more interesting throughout the months or at least finally remembered to shower. once you get ready you make your way out to the car only to find that there is something very strange outside. it looks like something out of a movie and for a moment you are too stunned to move, until you realize that if you do not move you will probably become lunch for your neighbor that seems to have taken a cannibalistic liking to the little girl across the street. you always thought that there wasn't anything wrong with pedophila but when it's a literal meaning of eating a young child you realize that your neighbor has even become too perverse for you as you quickly make a run for your car. soon you realize that your street has been overtaken by flesh eaters, of course this confuses you because you thought such things weren't real, but with the chaos that is going on throughout your street you figure that there is probably something up and that even in an economic crisis people realize that there are food drives for hunger instead of other human beings so you have decided that there is definitely something fishy going on. but of course you decide not to think of it further and get the fuck out of there as you are soon moving to pull out of the drive only to notice a stray dog lurking in the parking lot. you have a choice to make a quick dash out of the car and save the dog or hit the gas and get the hell out of there as quick as possible and hope that bob's neighborhood is more safe.
if you choose to forget the dog click ( here ) if you decide to save the dog continue to the next paragraph.
even though you know your next action could cause you harm there is no way you can leave a defenseless dog to fend for himself. you soon make a quick exit from the car and go to grab the small dog underneath your arm. within this action you have soon lost access to your car as a large group of zombies is soon moving towards it, so instead you decide to take a quick run for it and get you and your new canine companion to safety. after a quick dash through a couple of backyards you are safe and soon letting the dog down as you catch your breath. what is to come in the next couple of minutes has made the night more surprising as the dog is soon morphing into a human like creature that resembles a werewolf. but unlike the kind you see in the movies this one is friendly and also seems rather thankful to you and not looking to gnaw your face off, as you stand in shock the werewolf soon informs you that if you do not help him that the world as we know it could come to an end. you are very confused on how you could help save the world and also would feel very rude standing bob up because even though you do not like him you are not one to stand people up even when the crisis such as the world ending is presented to you. you soon inform the werewolf that you already have plans but that maybe bob would also like to save the world. the werewolf agrees but says that if he is to come with you to see bob that you first must do him a favor. you ask what the favor is and he will not tell until you agree.
if you agree to do his favor please scroll down to the next paragraph if you decide to continue on to bob's without him ( click here )
the favor couldn't be too bad right? you thought wrong actually because wolfy over there is soon unzipping his pants and telling you that you're in for a night of furry cock. of course you decide that this is not what you'd like to spend your friday night doing and soon are trying to escape. of course you don't get far as soon your werewolf pal over there is informing you that he has spent too many months jizzing his own pants and is now ready to jizz in yours instead. throughout the struggle you soon die and your furry buddy is now having sex with your dead corpse for all eternity i guess that'll teach you to give favors to beastly strangers.
now that you're away from that creep things seem to be going better and you figure bob's block can't be too far away. of course it usually would be only a fifteen minute walk but suddenly you are presented with quite the challenge when you notice a nearby lake has soon morphed and it seems that a rather large tidal wave is coming your way. on nights like this you are soon wishing that you never had went to seen bob, and instead stayed inside with your crappy romantic comedy. this also makes you hate bob even more and you decide that as soon as you see him you are going to punch him because it is his fault you could soon be drowning. as you soon realize that this tidal wave is much more and turning into more of a tsunami if it continues you are soon running the opposite direction in hope to get out of this situation alive. before you can move though suddenly a cloud of smoke appears in front of you and before your eyes Zeus has suddenly appeared. could tonight get any stranger, really? you're thinking to yourself. and soon Zeus is telling you that he is to blame for all the strange water movement and that he was trying to save the neighborhood from the horrible zombie attack only to realize that in his doing so that he found you to be the only living survivor on your street. this makes you feel somewhat special but also you're wondering if death may be better than what may be in store for you. either way he informs you that you should help him save the world, and you are soon wondering why everyone thinks you can help save the world at all. but Zeus soon informs you that a new war has started and instead of human beings against other humans it is a war of good vs evil. you decide this might as well be world war III if that is what is happening and you soon tell him that you would love to help him but you need to go punch your friend bob in the face. Zeus says he will come with you to see bob and not ask for any pervy favor in return. you are a bit skeptical after your last experience with a mythical creature and figure you might be better on your own still.
if you decide to let Zeus come along for the ride continue onto the next paragraph if you decide to still make the journey alone ( click here )
you decide that Zeus has seemed pretty cool up until now and he might be better at hurting bob than you could be so you tell him he can come along and once you meet up with bob that you'll help him save the world. soon a phoenix and a griffin are coming out of the sky as you and Zeus climb onto of the mythical beings for a ride to bob's since Zeus soon informs you that it'll be impossible to make it to bob's by foot due to a crazy mudslide. you are now very happy that you decided to go with him and are soon flying through the air with your new godly companion. within the next couple of moments you are landing outside of bob's house, but soon realize that something may have gotten to bob's before you and Zeus as you soon see that the front door has been ripped straight off. you both slowly make your way into the house only to be greeted by bob who is looking at you in a somewhat strange way. you ask what happened and bob informs you that nothing has and a random gust of wind from a hurricane that just passed by must've blown the door off, you decide bob is not a good liar and it makes you want to assault him more. Zeus soon clues in before you do and points out the large gapping hole on the side of bob's neck that you somehow missed. you decided that the man's stench must've distracted you from the fact that he is bleeding terribly from the neck, soon bob is lunging towards you fangs baring and you now realize that your friend bob is a vampire. and now you decide that you not only dislike bob but you actually hate him now that he is trying to kill you.
if you decide to make a quick action and stab your friend bob with a piece of splintered wood from the front door continue onto the next paragraph if you decide to make a run for it ( click here )
this is a no brain decision you decide stabbing bob will be the most fun you've had all night as you are soon moving to grab a large piece of wood and shoving the sucker right into that asshole's chest. soon your crappy friend is facing his death and you are feeling better about this whole night. stabbing someone is much more fulfilling than punching them you think and decide this saving the world thing might be cool if you could continue to do that, as you walk away and let your pal to die you soon look back at Zeus who is looking rather relieved to see that bob is dead as well, he must've smelt him as well. as you glance outside you see that the horrific plague of the undead is still taking over the streets and it seems the army is lead by none other but a basilisk and truth be told you really don't like snakes. you glance at the TV and soon realize that there is also headlines on the news about an alien invasion taking over another section of the world and word of a nuclear war breaking out in order to fight such a disaster. you decide that you have your work cut out for you and ask Zeus if you both could have the night off since bob has free movie channels and a large house that you wouldn't mind spending the night in. Zeus soon agrees to your wishes and says that saving the day can wait until tomorrow as he soon orders a large army of minotaurs and centaurs to watch the house for the night. you have made it through your friday alive, congrats but who knows what lies ahead for tomorrow.
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